WWJPCP? (Where would Jesus play Christian Paintball?)

Looking For Family-Friendly Christian Paintball Park? Of course you are. Who isn't? Lots of Christians are looking for those now that America has a foreign-born Muslim president.

Think about it: Your family is probably the only family you have (unless you're an itinerant preacher and need more than one).

If your family members obey you and truly hate Democrats and socialism, don't they deserve to know that you really care about their relaxation and their salvation? Wouldn't you want them to have the chance to reinforce their Christian values while maintaining their combat and assault skills?

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So why take your family to just any Christian Paintball Park when you can take them to America's Best Christian Paintball Park?

Even if you have Goth children you've had to disown or send away, the lure of membership in a Christian Paintball Park is sometimes all it takes to bring them back into the fold. The staff at Promised Land Paintball Park see stranger things than that every day! Head to the Badlands and see for your own self!

Besides, aren't Paintball Parks still one of the best ways to pass the time until the Rapture finally happens?

"But is Promised Land Paintball Park the kind of safe and wholesome Christian environment my family prefers?"

What responsible Christian patriarch wouldn't have such questions?

That's exactly why Promised Land Paintball is a proud DOD (Department of Defense) contractor! (See web site for details.)

And why Promised Land Paintball Park explains outright on their web site exactly what they're about:

Our Purpose is to help grow God's Kingdom with this Unique Ministry! Promised Land Paintball is used by churches to Strengthen Relationships between Teens in Youth Groups and between Teens and Youth Group Leaders! We are also used as a Great Outreach! Paintball is an Absolute Blast!

Looking for family-friendly Paintball? Call today!

The New Christianity: Oblivion-bound via holy hypocrisy

That eternal mystery of blatantly blind hypocrisy in holier-than-thou quests, as questioned by SodaHead:

Why are Christians pro-war, pro-torture, pro-death penalty, pro-bigotry, and anti-environment?

Do Christians still claim to follow Jesus?

		Christians believe whatever thier religous leader tells them.
		Christians are just following the Bible when they resort to crude language.
		Not all Christians think the same.
		It is only the Christian right that has turned its back to Jesus.
	None of the above